sephet:

smaug-official:

trans-mouse:

celticpyro:

arctic-hands:

attackofthebteam:

attackofthebteam:

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

like, i tend to think of them as a north american animal, but

I like how they just avoid Mongolia

Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

I like the rat map even better

What is Alberta doing

we are fucking constantly vigilant 

meta18:

foxdear:

moth866643999642311568:

this guy

two thumbs and what

this guy

grandmasterbooty:

whitegirlsaintshit:

• sway hips in a figure 8 motion
• do this while bending the knees into a squat position
• come back up
• raise arms above head
• look at armpit seductively
• put hands in hair
• don’t pay attention to the beat
• at all
• this is your dancefloor
• you rule the school, Megan
• swing those hips, you sexy bitch

copywriteddad:

lmaonade:

oh just like real life!

this is what pops up in a youtube vlogger’s peripheral vision when they hit 1 million subs

my-random-fandoms:

bookishdiplodocus:

mareebrittenford:

themerrywriter:

unwriter-sc:

themerrywriter:

Your book is going to be great; just put one word in front of the other. 

Until we hit a plot hole.

Nope. No negativity - you drop into that hole, see what you can learn from it, clamber out and finish your draft.

You can edit a bad book, but not a blank page.

what you don’t realize is that it’s not a plot hole at all. It’s a hiding place for a massive plot twist. They’re easy to mix up at first

(Slams the table) OooooooOOOOOh!!

You can edit a bad book, but not a blank page.

I needed to hear that today. Thanks!

venomtots:

venomtots:

Real talk though has anyone else just thrown away a whole Tupperware container bc you left food in there for way too long and now you’re afraid to open it?

All of you are so valid

shanigrim:

michigrim:

rnnlmb:

tramtheram:

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

remember that first live action scooby doo movie. where the antagonist was literally scrappy doo and he was stealing peoples souls, like actually really stealing and absorbing souls, and was planning on taking scoobys soul to rule the world with an army of demons and get revenge on the gang after they abandoned him because he kept peeing in the car, and near the end he turned into this huge dog monster

a real movie

shit. shit

I researched this because I saw this movie in cinemas when I was like 6 goddamn years old and remembering its existence just now blew my mind. James Gunn screenwrote this. The writer and director of Guardians of the Galaxy, 12 full years before his most successful film. He stated in interviews that he hated Scrappy’s guts and “their whole goal was to destroy Scrappy forever”, since the character was famously brought in to Scooby Doo in the 80s to help ratings and was almost immediately overexposed and overmarketed to the point that many fans hate him.

And they totally did. He hasn’t appeared in anything Scooby Doo related since, except for these throwaway allusions as a nightmare-like traumatic event for the rest of the gang. Depending how you wanna interpret those references the canon fate of Scrappy Doo was that he went nuts and tried to kill anyone. Also, according to this movie he was never even a puppy, just “had a glandular issue”, which makes all those times he went “puppy power” really creepy in hindsight tbh

I haven’t watched a SD related thing in years but I spent like a half hour looking into and reading about this. Worth.

The best part is that Gunn is still proud of this and admits to writing him as the villain because scrappy is a “completely fucking awful person”

I wish to be as proud of my fanfiction as James Gunn is of his SD movie 

velveteencreep:

livin-like-larry413:

smadge1:

“Cleanse me, Mother”

“thank”